muppets arse cunts and twats

what is it with people these days are they just plan thick or just cant be arse to think about what they do, today i was cycling to work and through town i was walking with my bike pass boots now with the bridge works the pavement have been railed off so you have a smaller pavement,

heres me walking very slowly behind this woman infact she was starting to get on me nervous, then all of a sudden she came to a full stop got a fag out and lighting the thing,

i ends up bumping into her as i couldnt walk past her as other people were coming the other way she gave me a look and all i said was well you should of looked around you before you stoped in the middle of the pavement then the bloke behind me shouted silly cow that just made me laugh

while this was going on i still couldnt pass her as the pavement was so much samller and other people were still coming the other way she did move on much quicker now and she was still trying to light said fag but with not much luck


i thoguht when at the traffic lights and the red man was lit up you were suppose to wait till all traffic had stoped the red man turned to green then cross ? iam i right

well most numptys dont seem to do that these days, after the thing with the woman i came to the traffic lights oppisit burger king in town heres me seeing a bus come hurdling down the road and iam waiting for the lights to turn red and for the green man to come on then cross,

but people just walking across the road as if to say what the fuck by now the bus driver was beeping his horn and one bunch of people were just giving the driver the finger and other people were just giving the driver the dirty look

what is it these days dont people give a fuck about the rules they could just save your life but then again most people just seem muppets and dont give a toss

when iam on my bike and someone is crossing the road and its my right of way i just aim for said person i almost got one bugger the other night but he decied to run out of my way at the last minuet, i know iam going to get some cunt one day and when i do ill just say well they should of waited for the green man

have a goodun and stay safe