clutch

ive only had my new car for only a week and my clutch has gone noticed it didnt feel quite right when i brought the car but the chap at the garage who i brought it from mentioned drive it about and any problems just bring it back,

last night while driving home the clutch felt not right at all and i smelted something burning lucky realy as i'd just pulled up outside home and my dad confermed my suspisions that it was the clutch

so took it back to the garage this morning the garage said leave it with us and we'll phone you back when we have done, it and not only 30 mins ago i got a call saying my car is ready to be picked up,

so iam quite inpressed with the service that ive had from the garage and most likely to be using them for future mot's and other bits of work that i cant do myself and for even more bouns points ive had a few friends from my local pub recomend the garage as well

8 year old boy steals dumper truck

i was reading in the paper just now about a 8 year old kid stealing a dumper truck left outside a house which is having ongoing work done on it,

when the police finaly caught up with him they could not do anything to him as he was 2 years to young to be punished,

this next bit of the story made me laugh, Ribble Valley MP Nigel Evans said: “Eight-year-olds should be playing with Corgi cars, not stealing real cars.”

And Michelle Elliott of children’s charity Kidscape said: “He may have been copying a scene from a video game.”


The mp chap is kind of right on the mark? but the silly cow from the children's charity is living on another planet by saying a video game could be to blame

ive been playing computer games since i was a kid ive not pinched a car or even a dumper truck or have i killed other people,

i think the parent should have a right to give there kids a good hiding every now and again to show them right from wrong or even better bring back the berch or the whip that will give out kids of today something to think about hey

what do you think? stay safe as you could get run over by a 8 yearold kid ona rampage

1st big drive

ive had my new car since wednesday and so far iam quite inpressed, and untill yesterday ive not done any long journeys in a car which ive drove so i went to chelmsford yesterday to see some mates and had a nite out in london which ill write in another post, the drive went realy well a very nice smooth ride,

i should'nt realy be saying this but it had the power to race boy racers and quite happly do a 100mph quite easy, but as it was my 1at bigish drive since last august i just took it at a steady 70-75 mph while i was getting used to motorway driving again whichi must say i saw a couple of hairy moments when other drivers came a bit to close to me and made me a bit nervous but apart from that i was quite happy,

now i just need to valet the car and sort out a couple of small scratches on the paint work sort out a hands free phone kit which ive seen one but need to safe a bit of money again now, asi ve spent nearly 2000 quid this week onthe car ie insurance tax a new sound system i just need some better speakers as the factory fitted ones now sound a bit naff and also need to sort a roof rack and ill need to look into getting something that i can attach my bike to the car as well

probly this time next month all the little bits will be done also ive got to phone the insurance people up as they still havent settled the claim out for my accident last august whcih iam going to write a very shitty letter to and let them know what i think of them

iam of for a bit of shut eye and stay safe out there

driving

well ive only been driving my own car again for 2 days and all i can say at the moment is there are some fucking numptys out there, when your at a island and your turning left what do you do? use your left indicator

when your going to pull over to the side of the road to stop what do you do? use your indicator to tell other drivers what your doing rarther than just come to a full stop and i end up giving the other numpty driver the finger and a few chosen swear words

when your driving towards a zebra crossing and the lights are red what do you do? you fucking well stop and let people cross then you can carry on with your journey not just carry on driving through them and almost knocking some poor cunt over

and even the simpest of things when your changing lanes what do you do? look in your mirrors indicate then pull over to the chosen lane not just fucking pull over as and when you feel like it and nearly crashing into me or any other poor sod

i dont know drivers today just dont give a fuck and people wonder why there are so mant accidents on our roads today, and if the cops catch an unisured driver they should cut his balls off and 1 finger and 1 year in jail, if he is caught again chop 2 more fingers off and 1 toe and give the cunt 2 years in jail, iam sure this punishment would make people think not to drive with no liecence or insurance hey what do you think???


stay safe out there as theres some madduns about SORRY A LOT OF MADDUNS ABOUT

now a car owner once again

well after what has seemed like ages ive got a new car, but let me tell you it was a mine field looking for a new car i wanted another mondeo as my last one was great easy to work on and everything i wanted for a car, but with the buget i had all i could afford was upto a x reg and in the mondeo range the mileage was either realy high or the price was to high for the age of the car

so in the end me and my dad started to look at different cars and in the end ive landed myself a nice dark red renult laguna x reg 2 liter top of the range and with me driving my dads car since last august ive forgotten how much more power a 2 liter has from a 1.4 liter car, i took the car for a test drive yesterday morning i just thought wow was well happy with the car,

the car needed a couple of little things sorting out which along with a full sercice and mot it was all in the price of what they wanted for the car so i cant grumble which means at least a years trouble free motoring all ive realy got to do is give it a vallet and put my sound system in to the car, so iam going to pick the car up tomorrow morning as ive had a phone call from the garage 30 mins ago telling me the car was all ready to roll

the insurance is another 100 quid more than my mondeo but iam quite happy with that as it is a newer car and a few more things to play with in the new car so ill just see how it goes hope no cunt crashes into me hey

ill post a couple of pics later this week, have a goodun and stay safe out there

muppets arse cunts and twats

what is it with people these days are they just plan thick or just cant be arse to think about what they do, today i was cycling to work and through town i was walking with my bike pass boots now with the bridge works the pavement have been railed off so you have a smaller pavement,

heres me walking very slowly behind this woman infact she was starting to get on me nervous, then all of a sudden she came to a full stop got a fag out and lighting the thing,

i ends up bumping into her as i couldnt walk past her as other people were coming the other way she gave me a look and all i said was well you should of looked around you before you stoped in the middle of the pavement then the bloke behind me shouted silly cow that just made me laugh

while this was going on i still couldnt pass her as the pavement was so much samller and other people were still coming the other way she did move on much quicker now and she was still trying to light said fag but with not much luck


i thoguht when at the traffic lights and the red man was lit up you were suppose to wait till all traffic had stoped the red man turned to green then cross ? iam i right

well most numptys dont seem to do that these days, after the thing with the woman i came to the traffic lights oppisit burger king in town heres me seeing a bus come hurdling down the road and iam waiting for the lights to turn red and for the green man to come on then cross,

but people just walking across the road as if to say what the fuck by now the bus driver was beeping his horn and one bunch of people were just giving the driver the finger and other people were just giving the driver the dirty look

what is it these days dont people give a fuck about the rules they could just save your life but then again most people just seem muppets and dont give a toss

when iam on my bike and someone is crossing the road and its my right of way i just aim for said person i almost got one bugger the other night but he decied to run out of my way at the last minuet, i know iam going to get some cunt one day and when i do ill just say well they should of waited for the green man

have a goodun and stay safe

you cant say that but i already have

what a crappy weekend weather wise but had note planned as i was at work with me dad saturday then sunday i just watched a load of telly, i had a thursday and friday off work and friday i went into town for a couple of drinks with a couple of old drinking mates,

we had a few beers and by half 4 and i was a bit drunk and we was in burger king which i must say is a lot better than mc sodding donnalds, anyway was sitting at the table eating our food and 4 girls came in 3 of them were okay looking and the 4th one was ugly as fuck i mean she was a minger, with me being a bit drunk 1 i was braver than normal 2 i didnt realy give a damm but i couldnt stop glaring at this ugly girl and she came over to ask me what i was looking at i was a bit suprised as i dont normaly get that! a person coming over to me asking what iam looking at,

so with no thoguht at all i mentioned that i couldnt believe how ugly you are, her face just turned one of my mates pissed out laughing and spat his burger our as he was laughing so hard as what i just said, and my other mates just began to laugh, this girls started to say to me you cant say that and before i could answer one of my mates shouted to her he just has you silly moo just live with it

she started to go off on one by now and by now her friends joined her asking what the problem was i explaned and her friends didnt seem very happy with the explanation but they started to drag her away and my mates wasnt helping as they were still pissing themselfs with calling her a ugly

nothing else came of the burger king outing and quite lucky realy as it could of turned quite nasty, we just carryed on with our afternoons drinking session and we were still was laughing about the ugly girl thing yesterday eve at the local pub

ah well suppose i best get some work done, stay safe you lot and have a goddun

april fool

how the year has passed so quickly so far hey, and ive noticed the lighter nights already since we have put the clocks forward, as when iam going to lock the buildings up at work its nice to walk around with it still being light and ive notice my mood is a lot better hope to be off camping by the end of the month if weather permits

anyway this april fools thing ive never realy done anything on the day its self but once when i was at school there was this teacher who had a 3 wheeler car or most will say a plastic pig and me and one of my best mates at the time who isnt now after i broke his nose which could be another post decied to move her plasic pig

so we lifts the car up as it was quite light and moved it from the car park to behind the bike sheds, you got to bear in mind my school was a bit differnt from some as it was kind of a special needs school which was also boarding school as well, so we had loads of land and a big sodding field ,

so with deed done me and my mate went back to class after dinner break and carryed on with our lessons, come end of the day we were dead excited as we wanted to see our teachers face when she saw her car wasnt there, well the look on her face was bemusment at 1st then went to anger than what the fuck look

me and my mate saw a couple of more teachers come over to her and saw they were all talking to themselves and by this time me and my mate were in the mini bus waiting for the driver to take us home and were pissing ourselfs laughing, she did find her plasic pig after a hours walk around the school gournds and she only found out who had moved her beloved pig when she reitred about 18 years later

remember this was 1991 and i was 15 years old, me and my mate did move her pig a few more times before we both left in 1992 and yes we did get caught by one of the other teachers but he couldnt believe it and that it was us he laughed at himself for a whole week just suddenly busting into laughter when he saw the other teacher looking pissed off that she had to keep finding her beloved pig

our teacher was great he didnt tell anyone not till the said teacher was due to retire and they had a special asmebly for her that he brought up the subject of her pig being moved she did give me a telling off when i went to my old school last year but she saw the funny side of it

good weekend

i had a quiet weekend for a change friday nite after work i met skytower and little pete for a quick pint then went to skytowers place for the start of a drinking session, on the way to skytowers place we got 8 bottles of larger i'd brought a bottle of whisky which was very nice i must say,

as the night went on little pete went home and it was just me and skytower left and having quite a good nite, by 4am sat morning we had got through all the larger and the whole bottle of whisky i was a bit drunk but all in all okay i went to sleep as soon as my head hit the pillow as i was so tired, i work up sat morning with a bit of a tingly head but nothing to serious

i gets up to open the bedroom windows as it was so hot in the room and as soon as i did and the fresh air was coming through i all of a sudden my head started to spin felt rough as a dog and sweating like a cunt, and all i wanted to do was run to the bathroom and hug the loo

after a bit of loo hugging i went back to bed and slepted the hangover off and reworke up at nearly 4pm sat afternoon feeling quite good, and after a cuppa tea i was feeling good enough to get myself home which after a nice dinner i went to bed and slepted even more

sunday was a nice day so i was up at half 7 did a load of stuff sorted all my washing and ironing out, fixed my bike and made a modifcation to my rear bike rack which works much better now will post a pic of it soon, and went out for a beer sunday nite

so now iam ready for the working week and lets see what it brings good or bad iam ready

my dad

hello all hows blog land for you lot just thought i'd mention me dad what a great chap, he is nearly 60 brainy as fuck till it comes to programming the video machine can do all sorts of stuff you name it he can do it

one crimbo when i lived in chelmsford my cam belt snaped on my car, gave him a call he got me home, when we had a few quats to fix my car from other people he said bring me car home and he fixed it, was a lot of work involved, basicly a engin rebuild he did it crimbo week which was he worked outside in the freezing cold but he fixed my car and hardly cost fuck all

all in all a great chap we go out drinking quite a lot again now ive moved back home, we're more like mates rather than farther and son, he took me out for my 1st pint when i was 14 years old as he didnt want me to get pissed on cheap cider with me mates on a field instead he introduced me to great beers and whiskey and by the age of 16 i was a regular at one of my locals

one of the storys i do want to tell is one camping trip to dovedale was a easter weekend, him and his mates all a lot older then me did a yearly camp out always at easter and always according to my dad a piss up, one year he took me i was 14 i think but that didnt matter as i knew all his mates and they took me as a equal

gets to the camp site pitch the tents up and the friday have a few beers, next morning after brekky me dad wanted a walk up a hill i said fine, packed a rucksack with a tin of soup bread tea and a few other bits and bobs and including a primer stove,

starts walking up one of the hills and it was lovely nice sun and walking up the hill we didnt think half way up the hill the path would be frozen, but to our luck it was, now i says what do we do my dad says we cant realy go back down? so the only way was up

but i mentioned how as the path is frozen my dad being my dad mentioned climbing up the hill face, i looked at hime horrified as iam not much of a hights perosn let alone of climbing a rock face with no ropes or and safty equipment

anyway after a bit of talking me round we starts to climb the rock face by this tme we were 1000ft up this sodding big hill, clibming on the rock face iam shaking like a leave, all my dad says is dont look down and what did i do ? i looks down

i freeze me dad below me using his head to nuge me up inch by nich, we do get up the hill in the end dont know how the fuck we did but we did, when we got to the top the ground was thick of snow amost to your knee caps, was amazing realy my dad was ready for a drink by now so we got the primer stove out and did some soup and bread,

the soup and bread was well needed i can tell yeh, thick snow everywhere and all i could think of how the fuck was we going to get back down, and with my dad being my dad he already knew that the walk down the other side would be much easyer and it was a nice 40 min stroll and was back down the hill and i did enjoy it in the end after being terrified of the climb up and everything else

i could go on and tell you more storys like the time we cooked breakfast on pinedine sands in wales and me getting lost in skeggy and my parents calling the sea and air services out for me but that will be another post in the near future

iam ready for bed so stay safe as theres madduns about

banks

last week i went into natwest bank to see if i could change my bank account and other stuff from hsbc, and after a quick check they said all fine, the next bit was intresting

as the woman told me that my credit rating was good, so good that i was offered a 5000 quid limit on my credi card, 3000 quid overdraft on the current account plus if i wanted i could have a 25 thousand quid loan in my bank by tea time,

i was quite amazed but with me being me i said no thanks, just give me a small overdraft on my current account she kept asking me if i was sure and i said yep all the time, i can see how people get into trouble these days with banks chucking money like that at people,

as i myself have in the past got into tourble, but for the last couple of years been okay, i had a little bit of a balance to pay off my credit card but thats all taken care off now

just wonder what kind of a mortage they will offer me ill find out soon enough when i go in a couple of months time

yesterdays drinkies

well my plan of drinking halfs didnt quite work out, as my mate wouldnt let me have any halfs i didnt mind as such and to my suprise by half 4 we had drunk 8 pints and by 8pm i drank 8 pints 4 halfs and 4 double vodka's with various mixers one pub which we went to even sold cans of iron bru so i had double vodka and iron bru nice that was as well, i even had a double vodka and vimto in another and the girl behind the bar looked at me very stangely but when she had a taste she was hooked

to finish the night off went to the big wok for a all you can eat nosh up i was so hungry i had 4 plate fulls of food then 3 puds got home had a soak in the bath then bed woke up this morning at 7am feeling quite fine a little tired and i do love working afternoons as if i did woke up feeling shit i could of slept off the hangover

so all in all a good day out seemed to avoided the nutters saw no one being stabbed or shot roll on the next bank holiday

off out to the pub

well as its bank holiday monday the weather is crap sod all on telly iam off to the pub for a all dayer which ive not done for ages, meeting a couple of mates at the local then off to town meet some more mates then doing the tram line pub crawl should be intresting to see how many pubs we can do,

iam playing tactics iam going to be drinking halfs for most the day pasing myself as ive cut my drinking right down in the past few weeks i know if i start on pints and by half 4 ill be pissed as a newt, yes you can call me a light weiht but i want to last till at least 8pm 2nite

so iam off for a shower and ill be in the pub for 11:30am,

have a good day what ever your doing and stay safe as theres a lot of madduns out there

fucking bank holiday

yup its bank holiday time again the roads are chocker block with cars, people going out to shops and diy places cos they have sod all better to do pointless going more than a mile down the road as your deffo going to be in a traffic jam,

me onthe other hand is working at my proper job at the university this weekend and also with me working over the bank holiday i get a day off to take when i want it which is good, but on the way to work i had to pop into b & q as my dad wanted a couple of bits and bobs so i agrees to go in on my way to work

What a pain in the arse just getting your car parked in the carpark was a mission in its self you need eyes everywhere and in a way you need more then a 6th sence as people just seem to forget about normal driving rules when driving in a car park i was wanting to get out of the car park i was wanting to turn right and this chap had his left indicator on so i go and start to turn right but as iam doing so this chap who is supposingly turning left just carrys on dont even seems to see me its only that ive quickly put my gear into reverse and moving backwards very quickly and using my middle finger at him he suddenly realizes what he is doing

he said sorry and continued with my journey but all this dangerous driving who needs it and iam on about getting a new car is it worth it

its beena while

yes its been a while since ive last posted not realy been arsed to be honest or had much time, what have i been upto not much realy been on holiday which was just what i needed and just been busy working 7days a week for the last few weeks

so the f1 season has started yet again and it should be a good season very competitve as a lot of the teams have now made some changes on there cars so should be intresting to see how the teams like williams bmw and red bull and honda do this year we know who will be the front runners again hey mclaren and ferrari and iam already getting fed up with hearing about bluddy lewis hamilton, i know he's british and a good driver but when the comatators and so on talk about f1 all they seem to talk more about is lewis bluddy hamilton oh well probly something we'll have to get used to, just hope jenson button gets his act together and starts winning races

and another thing which is getting on my nervous is bluddy heather mills now shes got payed off hope the cow just goes into hiding, as ive never liked her she looks deranged or somthing cos she dont look normal hey

reading barnze's blog and he's menitioned about the mcCanns i think somthing big will come out very soon as the cops dont seem to know much, and the parents are in the wrong that they shouldnt have left the kid be herself and go out for a meal makes no difference the resturant was only a short distance she shouldnt been left on her own,

iam not sure if they had owt to do with the kids dissapearence or anything but something is fishy about the case as a whole

stay save you lot as its a mad world out there

smeg head

this is my fav word at the moment i called a few people today a smeghead even my boss but he just burst out laughhing and i found out he was a red dwarf fan, but hey ive had a right old smeg of a day thats why iam pissed right now and this post has taken me twice as long to write cos ive been making so many smeging spelling mistakes,

well i woke up in a right old mood this morning or shall i say yesterday morning wednesday moring, i overlayed big time i wasnt late for work as i work 2-10 but i had a few things to do but i just layed i was in my bed listening to the radio and though oh fuck i should of been up 3 hours ago as ive got loads of computer work to sort i got up felt smegging crap even a cuppa tea didnt wake me up

iam storming around the house i was hungry but didnt know what to have to eat by time i knew what i wanted i just had time for a omlet with blue stilton and onion and fryed spam, ill tell you about my spam advantures later made my packed lunch and went to work still in a shitty mood,

people kept asking me if i was okay as i dont normaly show my bad moods but today i just was a bad ass, ive had a bit to deal with today at work as they have been a couple of conferences to deal with and the people involved have been indian students, dont get me wrong they are normaly okay, but today they have been a pain in the smegging arse

when i asked them to leave a room so i can lock the building they wouldnt move so a couple of cross words and security to boot there smegging arsed out i locked up the builing, why oh why couldnt the just of moved when i i asked then there wouldnt of been any trouble but being indian students they can be smeg heads things were dealt with and even left work late but all sorted in the end

i think iam of to bed as iam drunk and tied so dont let the smeg heads get you down just twonk them

weekend

had a good weekend on thursday nite i went to my local pub and found out they were having a do, but the chap who normaly dose the djing has been barred and a couple of chaps were trying to workout how to use the dj decks as i knew a little about it i showed them what was what but they couldnt make any sence out of it so i was asked if i could dj sat night

well i didnt know what to say at 1st as iam normaly do the lights when ive worked in a nightclub with skytower and he showed me a little about djing but not enough for a whole night and by myself, well after a few more drinks i said yeh why not cant be that hard can it, so comes sat night the local was putting on a show so not only was i doing the music for the show i had to play normal music as well i did okay but i had 30 mins to work out which person was going to dance and sing to which song it all worked out and everything went okay,

i did stop sober till about midnight then i went for it as it was my birthday as well sunday, but i celebrated it on saturday, lets say by half 3 sunday morning i was more than happy but i woke up sunday morning with a terrible hangover and sat nite was a bit patchy to say the least,

i met up with a mate for sunday dinner well with my hangover that was a battle in its self when i was walking around i was fine but whenever i sat down i felt rough as hell, i hadrly eat any food but did manage some fudge cake and ice cream and i didnt feel better till half 9 last nite so i must of had a few sat night

arseholes and titwanks

this week has seen me in 2 difficult situations, 1st was on monday afternoon cycling to work i was going down carlton road heading to porchester rd traffic lights all of a sudden this car driver pulled out on me if it wasnt for my quick reaction i would of been over his bonet, he didnt say sorry or anything, i caught him up at the porchester rd traffic lights as they had turned to red, so heres me with my leg extented out and i kicked the cunts passenger side wing mirror off and shouted cunt,

he got out and shouted what the fuck was that for i said for pulling out on me and nearly killing me a few words was exchanged and he said he would come and fucking smack me, i said fine come and get me, by this time the lights had went to green and red again twice, and was on red again so i called him a cunt and raced off lucy for me there was a little twitchel just after the traffic lights which the car couldnt get down so i raced down that and it took me down bottom of carlton road near trent taxi firm, by this time, the driver has no idea where i was and i was happy that i pissed the driver off and made him have to pay out for a new wing mirror,


Tuesday night saw me in another difficult situation i was cycling home from work up carlton road, i was cycling past the smithys pub and just opisit there is a side road i was cycling past this side road all of a sudden this car pulls across the main road and into this side road, 1st he had no indicators on 2nd he missed judged the corner so bad he aproached the road on the wrong side of the road he almost hit me,

in my anger i souhted how about some indicators i saw his car come to a full stop he started shouting back after a few words he started to get out of his car along with 3 other big indian blokes i though oh fuck iam in trouble and just as they were coming towards me 4 cop cars came past lucky for my the 4th cop car stoped and asked what was happening i told the copper my side of the story and the indian guy told him his side of the story, the copper did a check onthe guy and found he had no insurance or licence either,

so now the driver is being processed by the cops and should be sorted out soon, realy if the indian driver had just carryed on driving he might have never had any trouble with me or the cops for the time being anyway, in this day and age you never know what trouble you can get into as some cunt is being stupid or just dont give a fuck, is it worth standing up for yourself at all as someone could just as easy hurt you,

yesterday i was on the bus and again kids were playing up but again do you tell them to behave or just let them carry on being arseholes as if you do say owt to said kids playing up you could find yourself in a difficult situation, today iam on my bike so far ive had no problems hope it stays that way

quite time

had myself a nice quiet weekend for once, did sod all on saturday hada bit of a sort out at home and binned loads of old paper work caught up on a few films and ive amost watched the 1st seaason of the xfiles now i have seen them before but its good to watch them again and all in order as i only watched them upto season 4 then bbc kepted messing about when it showed the series and by then you realy had to watch it to keep wiht the story and as the box sets are now quite cheap iamm buying them come on season 2, also ive been watching the new remake of battlestar gallactica which is very good i must say iam half way through season 2 on that and only been watching it for a month,

also watched ashes to ashes it was okay but think ill need to watch a few more episodes to deffo make my mind up if i like it or not, gene hunt and the rest of team were good but not sure about the woman alex she seems a bit enoying but she might get better as the series goes on

yesterday saw me go on a bit of a bike ride was only going to go to colwick park but found a couple of paths which i decied to explore, and saw myself cycling along a disused rail line for a while the ground was quite rough as well, I went through a few deep puddles and muddy bogs, and made it a change from riding on normal roads and it helped having a bike with front and back suspension as there was a lot of pot holes and bumps to get over,

best get some work done so be safe out there as theres madduns about

news

this morning i was watching the news and all it involved was either killings bombings or how crap the weather is, ah and not for getting our crap goverment, the news is boring iam fed up with hearing how crap mr borwn and his cranks are fucking up our country or who the latest victim has been bombed to bits,

i want to hear some other news which is intresting who gives a fuck about amy winehouse or brintney bluddy spears going nutts, i think chuck them both in the nut house for ever and chuck away the key how do normal people cope with stress or personal problems we dont make arses of ourself hey

and for fuck sakes i know its a little sad when one of our soldiers is killed but its there fucking job, if they didnt go to war who would protect us or other helpless people hey every time one of them dies or gets injured it seems like someone is trying to put the blame on someone else

anyway iam done moaning about the news for the time being iam going for a cuppa to calm down have a goodun and stay safe